Wednesday, April 10, 2013

My New Job Title: Micheal Jordan's Chauffer


It’s official.  I can now say that I have met Michael Jordan.  I had no idea that things had gotten so tough for him, but he is an elderly black man who lives in a flop house on the south side of Memphis.  I have to confess that I don’t truly believe that the man whom I had the gift of meeting today was in fact THE Michael Jordan.  But that is the name he gave me as I was giving him a ride home today, so that is what I will call him until he trusts me enough to tell me his real name. 

I met Michael at a service station not far from the seminary when I stopped on my way to class to get my afternoon Diet Mountain Dew fix.  He was in the parking lot as I got out of my car, and was asking passersby for a little bit of food to eat.  He smelled of alcohol.  His eyes were red.  His clothes were ill-fitting and torn, and he had an unlit Kool Menthol hanging from between his lips.  He was carrying a backpack that had only God knows what in it and was holding it as dearly as a parent would hold a child.  And I found myself hoping that he wouldn't get around to speaking to me between my exiting the car and entering the store.  And worse, I had been on the phone with my older brother Rick talking about JUST such a scenario just 15 minutes earlier!  And I mean that literally.  (God’s timing is impeccable, isn't it?)  Needless to say I wasn't quick enough.  Michael caught me dead to rights.  “Hey man, could you help me get a little food?”  DANG!